Hedge Fund Book

Discussion in 'Educational Resources' started by TimothySykes, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. Picture this scenario...

    Timmy is trying to lure some poor bastard into investing in his retail account...oops, I mean "hedge fund".

    Timmy to investor-- "From 1999-2001 I turned my bar mitzvah money into an audited sum of blah, blah, blah...

    Investor-- "That's impressive, great job. What have you done since then?"

    Timmy -- "Well, I was the #1 short biased fund from 2003-2006"

    Investor-- "Wow, that's outstanding!!! What was your annual return?"

    Timmy-- "Ummm, well, I'm not supposed to talk about it due to my ummm, lawyers."

    Investor-- "Well, you certainly don't expect me to write a check unless you tell me your results"

    Timmy-- "Uh, Ummm, O.K...I returned 1.5% annually from 2003-2006.....but did I mention that I was the #1 ranked short biased fund?"

    Investor-- "1.5% annually over 4 years!!!! That's awful. I could have done multiples of that in my savings account....at zero risk!!!"

    Timmy-- "But I was the #1 ranked..."

    Investor (abruptly and angrily interrupting)-- "Stop wasting my time kid....beat it"

    Timmy (sobbing)-- "Wanna buy a book?"
     
    #811     Aug 5, 2007
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    #812     Aug 5, 2007
  3. LOL Even though you're a complete moron, you still have a good sense of humor. Maybe you still have a chance at being somebody some day.
     
    #813     Aug 5, 2007
  4. Can you guess where I'm going to detail my risk management? C'mon I'll give you 3 guesses, but after that you're on your own
     
    #814     Aug 5, 2007
  5. Judging by your results, I 'd say you're still "working out the details". :D
     
    #815     Aug 5, 2007
  6. Dana Galante did 15% annually using pure short selling during the wild bull market of the late 90's.

    You are no Dana Galante
     
    #816     Aug 5, 2007
  7. 11Blade

    11Blade


    Timmay!

    I'm a big fan, and one day, I'm gonna be somebody! Where can I get the t-shirt? any chance of a free one if I buy a book?
     
    #817     Aug 5, 2007
  8. Timmay likely will say:

    "uh... got no risk management thats why my investors hate me and why they leave my Fund ...its all in my upcoming book...learn from my incompetence....please buy my book because I will never be successful on wall street, and will never earn an honest living as a Fund manager..."

    "Learn from my incompetence...."
     
    #818     Aug 5, 2007
  9. Thanx--I'm actually in the process of upgrading my website so def. stick around...it's gonna be an interesting few years as I aim to take trading and hedge funds to the masses!
     
    #819     Aug 5, 2007
  10. 2006

    2006

    lol -- learn from my incompetence.

    I like that.
     
    #820     Aug 5, 2007