Health tip...

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Scataphagos, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. If you can't afford a doctor, go to the airport and get a free x-ray and breast exam. If you mention Al Qaeda, a free colonoscopy too.
     
  2. Max E. Pad

    Max E. Pad

    LOL, as an added bonus if they manage to find anything, they will give you free swimming lessons (waterboarding) in Guantanamo. :D
     
  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    :D

    I thought Odumbo closed that place down. You know, campaign promises and that sort of thing.
     
  4. Maybe we should do a "Ben Franklin"....

    2 columns... "Promises Kept" on one side, "Promises Broken" on the other.
     

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  6. pspr

    pspr

    The TSA is just doing it wrong. If they would hire a bunch of hooters waitresses and let them do the pat downs on the guys, people like me would fly a lot more with no complaints. In fact, I would probably always carry a fingernail clipper or disposable lighter in my pocket. :D
     
  7. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    My buddy and I were just joking about this very idea yesterday. Hell I'd go through the line several times if they'd let me.
     
  8. pspr

    pspr

    Who's joking?

    I would even pay the TSA big bucks if they could get Angelina Jolie to pat me down. (private booth, of course) :D