Health tip...

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Scataphagos, Jan 24, 2012.

  1. If you can't afford a doctor, go to the airport and get a free x-ray and breast exam. If you mention Al Qaeda, a free colonoscopy too.
  2. LOL, as an added bonus if they manage to find anything, they will give you free swimming lessons (waterboarding) in Guantanamo. :D
  3. Lucrum



    I thought Odumbo closed that place down. You know, campaign promises and that sort of thing.
  4. Maybe we should do a "Ben Franklin"....

    2 columns... "Promises Kept" on one side, "Promises Broken" on the other.

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  6. pspr


    The TSA is just doing it wrong. If they would hire a bunch of hooters waitresses and let them do the pat downs on the guys, people like me would fly a lot more with no complaints. In fact, I would probably always carry a fingernail clipper or disposable lighter in my pocket. :D
  7. Lucrum


    My buddy and I were just joking about this very idea yesterday. Hell I'd go through the line several times if they'd let me.
  8. pspr


    Who's joking?

    I would even pay the TSA big bucks if they could get Angelina Jolie to pat me down. (private booth, of course) :D