Health Care... The Perfect Solution for Seniors.

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by Scataphagos, Aug 7, 2009.

  1. The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care!!

    While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my
    sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure
    you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and
    give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We
    simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any meds
    for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care
    of the young people. After all, they will be the servants to the elitist of the
    world very soon.

    So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets. You
    are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, you will
    be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head
    and all the health care you need!!! New teeth, great!!! Need glasses, no
    problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will
    be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you
    are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have
    to pay any income tax.
     
  2. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    :D

    Not a bad idea.

    If I fill out the request forms early enough, you think I could get more than four bullets?



    I've always liked the number 535.