Health Alert !!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bigarrow, Apr 29, 2011.

  1. Looking at Breasts is Healthy

    10 Minutes Of Staring at Breasts Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years

    According to German research published in New England Journal of Medicine, men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

    "Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of a well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

    The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

    For five years, the breasts oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

    "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommends that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

    Well, men, look at breasts, then:


    Looking at breasts is as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
  2. Girl: What color are my eyes?

    Guy: 34C
  3. What if you later suspect they are not real, and are enhanced and you are disappointed?

    There should be a study to determine long-term health consequences of said disappointment.
  4. Sign me up for THAT study!
  5. Not all medicine comes from natural sources.
  6. Lucrum