Having trouble focusing at my day job

Quote from Standard Oil:

Keep your job and stop dreaming about playing in the NFL just because your having a few good months in high school Varsity.

Couldn't resist (in case anyone remembers Al Bundy, who had "4 TDs in one game at HS"...):



But his reality, a Lady's Shoe Salesman:

 

See attached.

 

I agree with KXVID