Happy New Years ...Dudes!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by omegapoint, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. White Russian: Markets closed and wants to get laid.

    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

    Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

    White Zinfandel: He's gay
  2. I hope to have a "frosty mug" tonight.

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