Happy ending club

Went to my usual gal. She gives a one hour massage that puts you in cloud nine. Dozing in and out of a super relaxed semi sleep stage. The she says, flip over for the grand finale.

Wife is cool with it. Good therapy for the bones etc.. So who is part of this elite club. Heh.

 

I got a massage the other day. To finish off, she asked me if I wanted a happy ending. I said yes, so she killed a dragon and restored peace to my village.

 

If so many are doing it, is it really an elite club? I mean it's not like your dick is the only one that's been in her hand that day.

 

I find this extremely hard to believe.
This behavior usually ends marriages.
And of course, the big ?
Why isn't your wife "stepping up" here ?

 

Maybe she's got other "ropes" to pull?

 

I would have thought the calluses which only appeared on her right hand would have been a dead giveaway......

 

Ouch....that simply sounds painful.

 

I thought they used baby oil, at least that's what someone told me once.

 

You mean to tell me this wasnt "first hand" knowledge?

 

On the other hand.....:eek: