Hadron collider "Doomsday" didn't happen...

Discussion in 'Wall St. News' started by crgarcia, Sep 10, 2008.

  1. The scientists have been building up to this for many years, for payback to the world, for decades of wedgies in school. The Hadron collider is a way all the scientists of the world say f*ck you to the humanity in the form of a giant payback wedgie to the planet
    #31     Sep 10, 2008
  2. Paranoid. What they "see" is not an electron but the trace such a "particle" leaves on their recording apparatus. According to quantum mechanics, this trace or image is affected by the observation and observer. So what they "see" is a mixture of an electron and the observer expectation of what an electron looks like.
    #32     Sep 10, 2008
  3. You may be giving too much credit to the geeks. They already tried f*cking up Van Allen belts but found that destroying Earth is not that easy. We may have more to fear from global warming caused by SUV driving soccer MILFS than from mad scientists.
    #33     Sep 10, 2008
  4. There are SUVs on Mars? Who would have thought. :p
    #34     Sep 10, 2008
  5. check your spelling: Hardon, not Hadron

    #35     Sep 10, 2008
  6. Cuz the Fitzgerald Contraction will make your "shortie" into a "longie"
    #36     Sep 10, 2008
  7. Cutten


    #37     Sep 10, 2008
  8. good stuff!
    #38     Sep 10, 2008
  9. it seems with Fitzgerald Contraction only the shrinkage is possible :(

    #39     Sep 10, 2008
  10. It depends on the observer's frame of reference. Bwaahaha.
    #40     Sep 10, 2008