GS sued by intern over "hazing" incident

Sounds pretty damn fucked, but to be honest, I’d go through a lot worse just to get a chance to intern at GS. Then again, I’m a student form non-ivy college with no connections to wall street, so I wouldn’t have a choice anyhow.

 

We had lots of non-ivy students on our desk. However, they were exceptional people. Same with many of the Ivy graduates.

 

You pussy. That's why they do it. You're supposed to fight back and put someone in the hospital.

 

Bridgewater has psychological hazing which I breezed thru lol. Had my feet on the table in every meeting. I know what you're up to buddy.

Edit, just remembered I was asked to fire two people in my third month there. Just told them they're fired and told them to leave, my boss said that was cold.

 

Especially when you do it in the voice of Kylo Ren.

 

Went through a lot more shit for so much less, in a place called the army.

 

You should go to hedge funds, they like army. Bridgewater has a vet as CEO I believe and also apparently someone from the Bin Laden death squad.

 

Add a zero to your number and you are getting closer.When I worked at Nomura and one of the Japanese horndogs (no disrespect to anyone) smacked a secretary on the ass ,it was close to a 1 million dollar grab.

Anucha Browne got 12 mil from the Knicks because Isiah Thomas was innapropriate..

Dudes in the hospital with a stroke???

Just PV the future earnings of a GS upper level dick,multiply it by 2,and happily fork it over..

 

Hah, I’ll be applying.

 

Good stuff. Note that they are becoming akin to software companies so a lot of weak ass passive aggressive fuckers. Watch out for those.