"Then, as of this moment, they're on double secret probation." ------------------------ "I'm a zit. Get it?" ------------------------ "Thank you sir may I have another!" Animal House
-- Aliens 2 or 3 -- Male crew member aproaches female crew member bench-pressing (or some sort of heavy workout). Male "Have you every been mistaken for a man?" Female "No....have you?"
A chevy chase movie..not sure which one. "Here's a quarter. Why dont you go downtown, and hire a rat to gnaw that thing off your face."
The Godfather is listening to Johnny Fontane describe his problems with the Hollywood studio exec Fontane: There's this man in Hollywood, Godfather... Godfather (interrupting him): What's his name? The Godfather doesn't need to know anything else about the guy. Always thought that was one of the greatest deliveries I ever saw. The line is nothing, but watch Brando deliver it.
Mary (Nicolette Scorsese): "Can I show you something?" Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase): "Ah. I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. " Mary: "For your wife or your girlfriend?" Clark: "What? What happened? Whoof! I guess it wouldn't be any... Whoa! It wouldn't be the christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than - hotter than they are. Whoo! It is warm in here." Mary: "Well, you have your coat on." Clark: "Oh, do I? How did that happen?" Mary: "Because, it's cold out." Clark: "Yes, it's a bit nippely out. I mean nippy out. (laughs) What did I say, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air though." Mary: "Can I take something out for you?" Clark: "(laughs) I was just looking at something for my wife, god rest her soul." Mary: "Oh god, I'm so sorry." Clark: "Oh no no no, she's not dead. We're just divorced. She's history. And, obviously she doesn't wear underwear. And, there are plenty of shopping days left until aduteries - adulthood - which is to say christmas, as in yule, yule log. Not a log, I don't have a log. I mean you know. If I had a log, not in the sence that you think I said I did. (laughs) Good golly. Tis the season to be merry." Mary: "That,s my name." Clark: "No shit!"
'Breaker' Morant: "Shoot straight ya bastards don't make a bloody mess of it" Airplane!: "Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." CADDYSHACK: "Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"
Dumb and Dumber is one of my favorite movies. Lloyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. Harry: I was thinking the same thing. Lloyd: That John Denver is full of shit, man. Hey guys! Big Gulps huh? Well, see you later! Lloyd: Still want to go to Aspen? Harry: Oooohh Yeah!