You talkin to me.......You talkin to me!......I don't see anyone else standing here. Travis Bickel - Taxi Driver 1976
I don't know if I remember it all correctly, but this is close. Jake: Gus, you know me, I didn't kill those fellas. Gus: Well Jake, if you ride with outlaws, you hang with outlaws. Lonesome dove
From Swingers Mike: Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know? And half of them are just nasty skanks who wouldn't be nothing except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken horny assholes. And I'm gonna tell you something T. Are you listening? Trent: Yeah, I'm listening. Mike: I'm not gonna be one of those assholes.
Five Easy Pieces (1970) [Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu] Bobby: I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else? Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees.
I like this one too..... At the end of the game Paul Crewe (Burt Reynolds) to the warden (Eddie Albert) as he puts the ball into the warden's stomach: "Stick this in your trophy case." The Longest Yard
They've done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time. Ron Burgundy Although there are a million lines in this movie that are hilarious, this is my favorite: I can't believe it! We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off! Lloyd Christmas
Rocco from Boondock Saints: "Shut your fat ***, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've f***ed!"