I had a friend once,who decided to have a party.He decided to call it the 'One Legged Dog' party.He drew (by hand) invitations incorporating a one-legged,crutch carrying,eye-patch wearing dog with a bottle of booze under its free arm.Unfortunately, the girls thought that this was some ruse and decided not to show.The boys didn't show because what's a party without girls?Result:failure. OR Prepare For Success.