a black guy and a puerto rican are in a car. who's driving? the other black guy that stole the car. what do you call a jewish athlete? something extremely rare. what do you call a jewish man thats the boss of his house? something extremely rare what do you call a jewish girl that did'nt marry a man for his money? single why did the mexican sneak across the border? to install my new roof what do you call a chinese guy with a 4 inch dick? the most popular guy in china why did the irishman stop drinking? he was about to drive over a pot hole what do you call a polish guy at a drive in movie theater? the guy that drove his car into your family room what do you call a day trader who has been trading for a year? a gambler what do you call a day trader whos been trading for 2 years? broke
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Here's a "GREAT" joke. My wife gives me a house cleaning schedule every week, Imagine my surprise when I found my old testicles in a jar under the bed whilst I was vacuuming.