Great Article in The Onion...

Discussion in 'Wall St. News' started by texrex2002, May 5, 2009.

  1. S2007S


    Is this last paragraph actually true:

    "I think we can accommodate the American people on this," Senate majority leader Harry Reid (D-NV) told reporters. "Why, just today we made excellent progress with GM, whose CEO Fritz Henderson told us that every penny of federal and taxpayer funds would go directly to the construction of three new auto plants in Detroit that will create over 90,000 new jobs and spark the economic rebound we've been waiting for."

    Continued Reid, "Things are looking very, very bright."
  2. 'This is the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression.' Who needs to hear that?


    Really. Who says that and why? I checked my book of phrases, "Oh, it's just a correction" would work just fine. People lose money all the time on a "correction". Whazz up with this depression talk.