The government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a bald eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.
LOL ok who is going to buy me a new keyboard? Maybe if I hang it upside the beer will drain out and ittttt will bbbee okkkk.