Government is getting rid of our bald eagle emblem

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by peilthetraveler, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. The government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a bald eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed.
  2. LOL I laughed so hard!:D
  3. 377OHMS


    LOL ok who is going to buy me a new keyboard?

    Maybe if I hang it upside the beer will drain out and ittttt will bbbee okkkk. :D
  4. Lucrum


    :D I didn't realize you had a sense of humor.