Gotta love ZERO RISK in the SP500 = $$$

C'mon baby, get there, get there! (said in horse-racing track voice as the horses near the finish)

 

Yep and all those short killer rallies sure helped the market on the way down...

 

back in 1979 will average down from here all the way through support

 

all in long now

 

Oh no my trading platform is fucking up, that means computers are going absolutely nuts right now!!!

HAHAH

 

...and out of short for 111 ticks. Nice Friday gift.

 

COME ON CNBC keep pumping out these pictures, I fucking love it

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  DOW ENTERS CORRECTION TERRITORY
  
  "Uncertainty about China (and) general negativity is weighing on the market," one strategist noted. Oil also briefly dipped below the $40 mark.

 

NEXT week we are going to see huge volatility, probably 200-300 up and down days coming in the next 2 weeks until the VIX drops below 18 again.....Get ready as its going to a very tradable market.

 

Back in Feb, '09, CL hit a low of 34.90. Consider the sentiment around that time post-2008 - way more dire than now, and yet CL is presently at 40! Those 20$ oil people don't sound so nutty now.

 

Apple losing BILLIONS AND BILLIONS worth of market cap today, where is that $140+ price target everyone was screaming about and that trillion dollar market cap..