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how are you buying calls on margin?

 

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Bot.

 

I guess no one cares that the BLS overstated employment by 68K/month. Amazing.

 

That revision may be revised further.

 

That. If the numbers are that bad and when you remove housing from CPI, they're well behind on rate cuts.

 

Nothing matters. This market cannot go down no matter what happens.

 

Can't wait for economy to be in a severe depression so my SPY 600 calls get into the money baby $$$ I love zero risk free money buying all dips $$$