Quote from Wayne Gibbous: Close your lips and buy those dips. Then bank those pips!!! Long 'em if they sink. You'll be rich in a wink!. Buy them if they Cramer. Don't be such a lamer! Grab that slam. Don't give a damn! Accrue on the Thud. You can't be a dud! Stocks catch a thwackin'? It's gold you'll be rackin'!"
In other words... I'm a permabear And I've lost all my hair Trying to go short And that bull keeps goin' snort Thought we had a new Asian contagion But maybe it was my 'magination I'm afraid to buy a retracement So I'll have to keep my day job and tell the boss to quit lookin' for a replacement But one day you'll see I'll be rich when the Dow hits 9993! (From the forthcoming investment classic, "The Permabears were Right." The publisher, Hindsight Analytics, plans to keep the manuscript unpublished until (or unless) it one day comes true) And now a moment of silence...