Gotta love ZERO RISK in the SP500 = $$$

Like clockwork futures just went Green. Don't miss out on the rally

 

F that. I'll enjoy the last bits of my weekend, and deal with it tomorrow.

 

LOL Hopefully Jason the clown went max leverage for max pain... Yuan is at 7.03!!!!!!

 

Yes, see my reply in the yuan thread. Heh

 

Time in the market beats trying to time this market. This market is down what 3% from highs while returning 14% a year for 10 years?

 

This is a zero risk thread, on an instrument that has an expiration date. Thanks for playing. Move along, zero-risker, you do not understand what this is.

And by the way...

Have a steaming hearty cup of STFU about "rallies". The ES just tanked like 30 points. Is that zero risk? Hello? Drink your cup.

 

Rickiiii. Help!!!

 

Actually I'm mostly long volatility (UVXY) so I'm doing fine.

 

Someone had to post the classic.

 

Haha don't worry now's your chance to buy the dip for tomorrow! Market will get some FED or TRUMP help in a few % more down