Gotta love ZERO RISK in the SP500 = $$$

Yep!

 

So easy making free money.....$$$$

 

The bull is going to last forever.

 

Nice dip, great buying opportunity. The downside risk minimal.

 

Back to the highs by lunch...back up the truck beep beep beep.

 

Buy anywhere, matters not it only goes higher. Such an easy make to make free money.

 

Sit tight, it will climb back up....Guaranteed.

 

All you have to do is sit and wait, it always climbs right back up.

 

Rickshaw Man, I think I found some avatar icons for you...





Or how about...

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Maybe make your avatar a whole animated .gif with audio, if there was such a thing?