Did your Stocks take a (very small) Wackin'? Then get Crackin'! Get in the Dipper Groove. And Bust a Move! Buy the Worst! And Sell 'Em First! Hit the Ask! Don't be Last! Market looking Nasty? Buy 'Em, Sassy! Shortin' and Feelin' like a Loozer? You know the Drill, Shoot the Thrill! ThornyBird Short gone to Hell? Buy 'Em and Ring the Bell!!!