Goodbye to rip-off Britain

Discussion in 'Economics' started by 2cents, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. give brussels a thought then: ppl speak english, city's cute, its more central, rents, F&B etc are tons cheaper, weather's tons better and your still no more than an hour or so from Ldn... or geneva? even better weather
     
    #41     Mar 31, 2008
  2. haha,just kidding dude,deep down the whole of Europe think we're a bunch of 'coonts'
     
    #42     Mar 31, 2008
  3. Yes, blah,blah,blah, don't forget the young frustrated female South Korean students that pack Borders (Charing Cross Rd) every evening, or the Polish & Brazilian babes serving £5.00 soggy sandwiches at Pret A Manger, or all those girls on the tube after paying £3.00-5.00 single tube fare :D Or the tall Sikh/Punjab babes all over.

    Yes its friggin expensive, but as one poster said if you do Outer SW London or around Greenwich you will have a ball. Wimbledon,Southfields,Barnes,Richmond ? If you need occasional herbal mood enhancers but in a good area try Streatham,Clapham and Dulwich.Been in Fulham 6 yrs and just started to realise what a p!55hole it is. Healthwise make sure your insurance is proper or sneak your way onto a GP (family doctor) register, otherwise should you need any form of treatment and have to pay it would be circa £380-450/night before touching you. Do not worry about the Police they tend to shoot innocent young Brazillian men without warning.

    You will also see/find that the English have an exagerrated and upper crust view of their "City" (financial district) resulting in most ladies dropping their knickers/panties if they smell any link you might have with the world of finance,especially when you say TRADER !! :D Hedgistan here covers Green Park, Picadilly, Mayfair and parts of St James .Whatever you do never ever ever buy anything for your mouth from a chain of 5000 calorie snack shops called GREGGS http://www.greggs.co.uk/customer_care/our_products/

    Get yourself a Private Eye Magazine subscription, do not read the Daily Mail (or The Metro-freebie paper) & The Mirror newspaper. You will find news in the FT 18 hours old, The Sun silly,Daily Sport to saucy, The Telegraph has a cartoon strip called Alex which personifies most inbred "City" types. You may read The Guardian if you live in/around Islington,vegan,PETA/Greenpeace activist and hug trees :p If you aspire for a certain social class or status do tell us and will tell you what to wear; tweed jackets (Scottish made only) with red pants for the landed gentry or tracksuit bottoms and Reebook classic trainers if working class. Also expect to pay £120/month for local authority taxation for rubbish collections once a month.

    IMHO BIGGEST & ONLY advantage is being able to play in Asia, Europe and then with the Yanks during high volatility periods with ease to the body :cool:

    Regards

    Cygnus Atratus

    P.S. Remember not to use any firm of Estate Agents (Realtors) that has grotesquely painted Mini Coopers.
     
    #43     Mar 31, 2008
  4. Mvic

    Mvic

    :D
     
    #44     Mar 31, 2008
  5. my beloved landrover is being sold to TATA.

    heavens, what shall i do??


    surf:mad:
     
    #45     Mar 31, 2008
  6. I have an Escalade I will sell you for $50, or $600 with a full tank of gas....
     
    #46     Mar 31, 2008
  7. Cutten

    Cutten

    21. Spoiled Brit brats who whine about everything, despite living a relatively free and privileged existence.

    __________________
    "If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun."

    - the Dalai Lama.
     
    #47     Apr 1, 2008
  8. You left out Viz and News of the World. Are those fine publications still running ?
     
    #48     Apr 1, 2008
  9. magari

    magari

    22. That children are allowed unsupervised access to the internet
     
    #49     Apr 1, 2008
  10. mokwit

    mokwit

    That is what is keeping ET going these days.
     
    #50     Apr 1, 2008