GOLF

Headed out in a few to play 36

 

I'll be working a little more today on inside out swing like the President does and also going to tee up a bit higher with my left shoulder squared up to add some distance. I expect some erratic shots initially. (I play right handed).

 

A new inside out swing completely changed my game. I went from a 17 handicap earlier this year to a 9 as of last week.

 

Didn't have decent scoring results Monday. I shot 101 and 105 on the two rounds. I did notice that although erratic while I am reinventing my swing, I did increase drive distance by about 15 yds.

 

Headed out to play another 36 in a just a bit.--Will be working on having my right arm at a 90 degree angle on the backswing and increasing swing width.

 

I heard Viagra will do that for you. That right?

 

Please make your postings golf related. Thank you in advance.

 

Sorry. If I'd known you are prude with no sense of humor, I'd never have gone for a laugh.

 

A golfers goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I used the F-word" over the weekend.

The priest asked him to tell him why he let such a word slip.

The man says, "Well father I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church."

The priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?"

The man replied, "No, that wasn't why I swore. On the first tee I duck-hooked my drive well left into the trees."

The priest said, "And that's when you swore."

The man replied, "No, it wasn't. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a tree."

The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?"

The man replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squirrel in its sharp talons and flew away."

The priest let out a breath and queried, "Is that when you swore?"

The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, "No, because the eagle flew over the green and the dying squirrel let go of my golf ball and it landed within 5 inches of the hole."

The priest screamed,.... "Don't tell me you missed the fucking putt!!!"

 

Wednesday's results were a little better as both rounds were 98. I was able to get the swing wider and keep the left arm straight and distance AND accuracy improved a bit.--But not enough to get me back to the 80s. It feels a bit awkward but I know I am on the right track. --Headed out for 18 here in a minute or so. --I will be standing a little closer to the ball today to help keep my hands close to my body.--