And might I add, i was one of those that focused on distance for the longest of time. So i know of that which I speak. I WAS the clown with 3 buckets of balls, a few extra hours, and one new latest and greatest drivers in my hands. But whatever. The immortal lower back.... has not yet been invented ... at least via Darwin. But ya'll have at it. 280 straight down the range.... here I come.
Did you see what "I" did earlier today haha Frank Bensel Jr. records back-to-back holes-in-one during U.S. Senior Open The odds of making single hole-in-one are 12,500-to-1. https://sports.yahoo.com/frank-bens...s-in-one-during-us-senior-open-134937070.html
The puts Joe Biden's drive at 230.3 yards....No bad for a man who walks like he has a load in his pants
A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, “Martha, soon I will be gone forever, and there's something I have to know. In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason." Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'" Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?" Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?" Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge." "I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time." "Alright," Martha said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"
Jokes which are funny need to be much briefer and have elements of truth to them. The above joke was a classic misdirection, but was so long that the punch line was obvious well before it was delivered. Try better.