It's allegedly been reported that 3 Goldman Sachs traders were observed ordering dessert at Haimchinkels Deli, while a hungry homeless ex-con watched through the window. A GS spokesman claims the three were simply adding a sweet touch to their otherwise meager mid-day meal, but you know how those rotten cock-suckers are always lying about everything... Do these un-american, criminal SOB's know no shame? I think the goverment should punish them through a tax or windfall somethingorother. Oh, and confiscate their flu shots and give them to the dying children in the hospital, who would then be totally cured (cuz that's how vaccines work, yo...).
You jest, and the sad fact is that Goldman Sachs really does nothing, makes nothing, and adds nothing to the wealth, prosperity or stability of the United States. If Goldman Sachs represents the future of the United States, we are in for absolutely calamitous times. Their scumbaggery knows no limits, real or imagined.