Going Postal ...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by neophyte321, Apr 2, 2007.

  1. Find out what kind of gum she chews and start dropping wrappers in places the big boss will notice.

    :cool:
     
    #11     Apr 3, 2007
  2. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Oooo that's a good one.
     
    #12     Apr 3, 2007
  3. ElCubano

    ElCubano

    this is a fantastic idea......and maybe drop a chewed gum on the floor so the boss can step on it as well and when he looks down he sees the wrapper and then when he looks back up he sees/hears the pig chewing....hahahhahaa....rennick i'd hate to be on ur bad side homey...
     
    #13     Apr 3, 2007
  4. neophyte321

    neophyte321 Guest

    The web cam suggestion was also a good one...

    lemons into lemonade ... my ticket to retirement..

    www.BEHOLD_THE_OFFICE-HAG_GUM-CHEWING_FREAK.com



    I forgot to mention one episode.... She had just finished a good 3 hour morning chew, ... when she decided to nuke up some clam chowder.......

    Anyone ever been trapped in a tight office, with virtually no ventilation filled with the stank of microwave Clam Chowder???

    NO? ... you haven't lived


    Oh, One more thing .... She is the color of a basketball... Fake tan, dead of winter. OK, that's all my conscious will allow....
     
    #14     Apr 3, 2007
  5. neophyte321

    neophyte321 Guest

    ...lord help me, it's started again ......

    peace be with you .... and hopefully with me
     
    #15     Apr 3, 2007
  6. Bsulli

    Bsulli

    Just get your own gum and smack it as loud as you can.

    :D
     
    #16     Apr 3, 2007