god told me to post this here

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Gordon Gekko, Nov 4, 2003.

  1. WOW!:eek:
    #11     Nov 4, 2003
  2. It's "we ET atheists!" I doubt you went to religion class but surely you took some English classes. Now start capitalizing the beginning of your sentences, pull your pants up and stop being a shithead.
    #12     Nov 4, 2003
  3. ROFL :D

    Yes, Sir!!
    #13     Nov 4, 2003
  4. aph, i'm just doing what the lord said. although i can't prove it, i felt the lord's presense in my mind. he spoke to me and told me to post that link on ET. i thank the lord for this.

    praise the lord!!
    #14     Nov 4, 2003
  5. Do you even trade anymore?
    #15     Nov 4, 2003
  6. stick your bible up your ass and see if it fits!
    #16     Nov 4, 2003
  7. hahaha good one GG! :p
    #17     Nov 4, 2003
  8. A top university in the middle of the bible belt releases
    a more in depth study which shows that prayer is bunk
    and the theists go ape shit. :D Big surprise.

    The "gaps" for the "god of the gaps" just gets smaller and smaller
    every year :D


    #18     Nov 4, 2003
  9. I especially like this one:

    "Many theologians say that, even if you believe in the power of intercessory prayer, such a trial is doomed to failure because it "puts God to the test" - and there are clear instructions in the Bible not to do this. "

    So basically, prayer is USELESS because you are "testing"
    gods power when you pray for stuff.

    So either the study is right, and prayer is useless, or
    these theologians are right and prayer is STILL useless.
    It's a lose lose situation :D

    In that case.... why bother? :D


    #19     Nov 4, 2003
  10. oh [they'll] have an answer for this .. it wont make sense but they WILL have one.
    #20     Nov 4, 2003