Businessweek.com--CEO Rick Wagoner of General Motors, speaking to a group of Christmas party revelers, predicted a dramatic turn around for the beleugured automaker in 2006. Some of his remarks were difficult to discern as he insisted on drinking from a large glass with a dark liquid while making them. In essence, he predicted: *A return to the 60% GM market share of his youth. *The stock price will easily crest 100 a share by July and give Google "a run for it's money." "We might even introduce a new model, the Chevy Google, to mark the occasion" he quipped. * Toyota "on its knees and begging for mercy!" by the end of 2006. Reportedly, talent scouts from the Comedy Channel were on hand and are engaged in talks with Wagoner. P.S. Most GM buyers are yield chasers so they can't even cut the div. What a bunch of retards, I wonder how much GM Wagoner has?