With the White House doling out Obamacare Waivers to all the unions thugs I thought I would go ahead and use my special powers to grant all of you a waiver from Obamacare. I'm granting my dog a waiver as well. There, that was easy enough. http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2011/03/waiving_goodbye_to_the_constit.html
Ohh dont worry, ill be giving myself a waiver alright, im just going to quit paying for healthcare altogether, and when/if i get sick i will buy the best plan available. The if they catch me the fine is going to be cheaper then my insurance anyways.