Letâs Give Iran a Nuke or Two! With all the debate over whether Iran is building weapons or not and what to do about it, it would seem to me at least, that we have a great opportunity here to become a little bit safer from the Muslim extremists without having to pay for said security. By giving Iran a nuclear or shall we say nukular weapon, we also pass along the responsibility of ownership AND a United States guarantee. The guarantee would read something like this: Congratulations on your new purchase and welcome to the ownership club. Let it be known that if this weapon or any other nuclear device, whether originated from your country or not, is detonated on any western city, there will be a fully-automatic response. The response is a standing irrevocable order to launch no less than 20 nuclear warheads from multiple undisclosed locations at multiple targets in the Islamic world, including the whole of the Republic of Iran. It is therefore in your best interest to actively police all jihadist groups and extremists that have desires to attack western interests. The future continuity of Iran depends upon the successful security of the west. Maybe I am the crazy one here, but this seems like a win-win opportunity.