Right. Sure thing. You're boycotting the company because you're not affected in any way. Why don't you show us on this doll where the ad hurt you?
Of the very few things I am good at, unfortunately, being memorable to women is one of them. My dad was the same, as was his dad. Neither of them had to deal with divorce court though. That was invented to weaken and destroy men. Didn't do me, but could've.
Yes, they made mention of the fact that you're no longer shaving your pubes and anus. Special charge taken.