Gift Ideas For ET P&R Trolls

Discussion in 'Politics' started by BSAM, Dec 23, 2012.

  1. BSAM

    BSAM

    There should be an organization to help some people who can't control themselves on the internet.
    Trolls Anonymous.
    A meeting would go like this:

    Hi, my name is so-and-so from ET P&R, and I'm a troll.
    (applause/applause/applause)

    I began a long time ago on ET.
    And, now, well, you might say I just can't quit.
    I came here to Trolls Anonymous today, because I need help and support.
    (applause/applause/applause)

    There's a couple of folks on ET P&R.
    And, its' funny, but one of 'em is a true conservative and the other one is a freakin' liberal.
    But, both of them seem to say some things that make sense...ya know they often seem to be a bit more moderate than us trolls.
    But, me, well...I just can't stand those kinds of people, so I, ya know, I...well I just blurt out the first damn thing that comes to mind.
    I don't know, maybe it's just the way I was raised or something.
    Anyways I want to tell the truth and express myself in a reasonable manner, but I just can't.
    So, that's why I came here today.
    Awe, shit, I'm so embarrassed, I feel like going to P&R right now and doing some name calling.

    I'm hoping Santa brings me a new brain for Christmas.
    (applause/applause/applause)
     
    #11     Dec 23, 2012
  2. JamesL

    JamesL

    Uh....the whole premise of this thread is a troll.
     
    #12     Dec 23, 2012
  3. BSAM

    BSAM

    No, no, no
    It's about trolls and how to help them.
     
    #13     Dec 23, 2012
  4. hughb

    hughb

    You're hinting for BSAM to get you the ego oscillator, aren't you? You sneaky devil you....
     
    #14     Dec 24, 2012
  5. 377OHMS

    377OHMS

    What I see is a similar blowup like what happened with RCG.

    A guy is going along posting occasionally with fairly thoughtful and humorous comments and then just one of his posts ends up being a little controversial and he gets an unusual amount of attention. Some of the comments directed towards him are hostile but he is thrilled by all of the attention and the idea that someone is reading his posts somewhat less dismissively than before. He very quickly becomes addicted to the meager attention he is receiving and decides that becoming a "liberal warrior" is to his liking. He then makes post after post trying to get that mainline rush of attention, sometimes submitting 5 or 6 posts in a row.

    You are that guy bsam. I think you must not have many people paying any attention to you in RealLife™ because you really seem to be desperate for the attention of people who are basically strangers.

    Just an observation.
     
    #15     Dec 24, 2012
  6. DT-waw

    DT-waw

    3 ipads and 5 kindles so they could troll some more simultaneously
     
    #16     Dec 24, 2012
  7. Right it may only be 1 day before Christmas but rcg's got to be shitting bricks that the end of december is only a week away, and yes I intend to fully maul him until he gives us an accountability.

    Well his version of it of sorts.

    I mean if the dipshit were hitting it outta the park , we all know rcg would be screaming it from the rooftops and starting thread after thread of his inevitable victory over me.


    So when his claims of a superior december performance materialize I predict a sensational (fraudulent) come from behind saga. All without the remotest evidence I might add.
     
    #17     Dec 24, 2012
  8. This is trollish behavior on the part of 377. RCG did not blow up. I am right here. The trouble is, I get tired of beating a dead horse. You guys got crushed, you are about go over the cliff, you will be mopped in 2014. There is really not much to say these days.:D
     
    #18     Dec 24, 2012
  9. Not sure if you want to do that unless you are willing to do Quid Pro Quo. But since you cannot trade and are paralyzed, I have little to worry about.
     
    #19     Dec 24, 2012
  10. What the fuck are you talking about seriously, do you know what "Quid Pro Quo" even means ?
     
    #20     Dec 24, 2012