I'm having trouble deciding on whether to give out any gifts this year to some of my favorite trolls here on ET in P&R. I was looking for some helpful hints. I was thinking that a mouth gag would be great for some of them. An ego oscillator might be really appreciated. That's one of those devices that makes you feel like a tough brainy guy when you log into a website on the internet, but allows you to return to being a regular human being when you log out, so your family can stand to be in your presence. Perhaps a book on manners would be secretly appreciated by some. I've heard of a product called troll control. Anyone familiar with that product? Then again, I may just decide to give them the same thing I gave them last year. Any other suggestions?