LOL "We have always been apprehensive of space based bets ever since we paid out the equivalent of millions when Neil Armstrong landed on the Moon in 1969."
Obama has some ET friends....they hang out at his rallies........ http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6438701
I heard they are stuck in some very heavy intergalactic traffic right now. The Milkyway backed up for a few million miles so they are delayed a bit. Be Patient!
Update on the UFO from the captain: WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. WE TOOK A WRONG TURN AT THE CRAB NEBULA AND GOT LOST. THEN SOME IDIOT FIRED A COUPLE OF PHOTON TORPEDOES INTO THE VENTILATION SHAFT AND BLEW UP THE MOTHERSHIP. AS SOON AS CHEWIE FIXES THE HYPERDRIVE, WE WILL BE THERE. PROMISE.
Better replace the negative power coupling while you're at it. You know how those things can just snap!