Getting a new dog -- ideas?

Ken, sorry to hear about your dog. Really.

But judging by your affinity to all things rubber, I'm thinking:

 

lol... rubber is a symptom, i need to solve by splitting, then dating real women vs other kind...

"symptoms your marriage is headed for divorce..." = you start buying fembots on ebay" lol


well regardless im getting another dog cuz i love dogs, they never argue or bitch and moan. they dont care a fk if you leave your clothes on the ground : p and dogs never argue

dogs are wonderful little people

 

No arguments there.

 

Like sands through the hourglass, so are The Days of Ken Calhoun.

 

His wife would know it's coming, they always do.

 

You can hire Darc and Dawn to cleanup the shiat and to deflate your skanks.

 

I'll get my new girlfriends to help lol

 

You can call their mom a bitch too and get away with it.

 

As they say: "If you lock your girlfriend and your dog in the trunk of your car, and come back hours later, which one is still happy to see you?"