General Motors

I hear the latest GM incentive is a free firewall with every Volt.

 

The true value of a car is its resale value. At 100,000 miles toyotas and hondas get about 5k. You can't even find a GM car with 100,000 miles for sale

 

AHHH the scum bag Parasites waste the tax payers money again and the fools who bought into the bullshit Idea are about to loose their arse.

Lets see where GM ends up...OTCBB anyone?

 

I still really like my ahoe.

 

what the fuck is an ahoe?

 

GM Vehicles for 2012:

"The Bailout"*

"The crusader"*

"The liberal"*

"The Kickback"*

" The H-IPO"*

"The Corvetible Bond"*

"The Obama"*

"Loss Leader"*

"The Outlier"*

"The Special Edition "NICKELBACK"

*All options include the Default, Bankruptcy, and Chapter 11 Extra Wide Cab Editions for your emergency White House sessions

 

Which model is most likely bought by financial pimps?

 

They just announced a new model for the Wall Street Elite -

"The Ponzeer"

Special feature "Investors in the rear mirror are closer than they appear"

And the spare tire contains $100,000 in 50 dollar bills for a quick escape.

 

good lord...