GBA PRESENTS- the public games

Lets see that grammatically correct essay Becket. No acronyms. My god bro... your advanced option trades, which I assume @Baron keeps you around for because it's pretty obvious your presence here causes 90% of his kindergarten duty..... but anyone with a passing grade in 12yo arithmetic can figure out... Baron is gonna figure out you're a loser pos that is not worth keeping around.

Van is challenging you to an essay contest.

Let us all hear how coherently you can convey your thoughts. This will be a hoot.

 

And hey... you ratting me out to Baron (what a pussy) about posting your credit score and annual income.... I understand. I'd be pissed too. Not necessarily to the point of being a little snitch,,,, but I'd be pissed.

Have you exceeded the $70K annual earnings that Spokeo reports? If not, my lawn guy pissed me off because he didn't swap out an air-filter... and more than likely I'll have an opening. You'll need your own vehicle of course, and a trailer. I can't afford to carry you right now in my benevolence. Biden f'd that one up.

 

Case closed I guess. I apparently requested an impossible task. "The Flathead." The fall wasn't your fault Beck. (EDIT: Beck alledgedly fell from a 3rd story window in the Middle East while taking rifle fire)

Nor was the brain damage from the alleged fall. But we don't want to deal with the psychotics.

Make an option post with 7 acronyms that no one knows wtf you are referring to, and then when you spell them out it's like... "well no sh*t clueless one."

"It's a synthetic arb vol with a 2:2 gamma and a notional (I am Beck and I have the worst market intuition ever) value of 3X the AQW, on top of the IFK sliding % scale."

Give us a break.... you are the biggest loser here.

 

Vanzandt's Wed night alone.

Lotion. Check.
Catcher's mitt. Check.
Cue the flabbyarms.busting.pornhub.com pron.

 

Put this loser in his place didn't I?

You already feel stupid don't you? Where's the essay Chaucer?

 

Songwriting contest? Let's go!

 

I'm loving this! Van is attacking someone else. I am free!!!

Buffalo beat E mich and covered!

 

What a day for me. I stared death down. I went face to face with a mama black bear. Of course she was attached to a tree and coming up and I was towering over holding these large chains but i won that stare down. I won. and then the type of guy i am I put my own life on the line to make sure the baby wasn't. hit by a car.

Nature. Love it.

 

I don't think anyone would ever ask me but essay contest? I am the only English major here I'm sure. One that has been published.

 

Hey Becket... if I don't respond, who are you gonna try to elevate your self-worth with next?

You're lucky I'm here.