STONEY!!!!! Without looking I bet you were going gangbusters posting about Target today. I bet there were AT LEAST 4 posts proclaiming your greatness. Tbh, I liked TGT too. But... in reality, over the same time period, it barely outperformed Krogers. Either way, 12%---> lol. Whatever. This is ET, but If you want granny stocks, I give those out too. --->gotta keep it real bruh. All that said, allow me to go all caps here. ONLY VZ CAN BIDE HIS TIME (while Stoney persistently tried to pimp me for a winner this week), AND OFFER UP THE READERS A LOW RISK 100% + WINNER OVERNIGHT! GTLB---> $58.84 Imagine if a Stoney stock went from $7 to $16 overnight. OMG, he'd give us 15 reposts. But that's exactly what those GTLB puts did. 1 $74 put contract--->$700. Check today's close for what they're worth now. Ya know the thing that really cheats the readers? I went long on the Crowdstrike calls today... and I would have have offered that up here.... but Stoney runs with any and all recommendations I make that went the other way. So even though in my mind CRWD was a no brainer, I opted not to post today, plus I was enjoying the GTLB score. I wrote about these cybersecurity plays in the "Stocks for 2024" thread. Those atm CRWD calls will be2 baggers easy. Don't blame me for not sharing the CRWD reccy in this thread.... blame the insecure one here that can't admit... he's a long ways from #1.... return-wise. i wrote the below before the PANW dip. Crowdstrike complied beautifully.
What’s SMR? “ Scorpion allegedly stings man’s testicles at luxe Venetian hotel in Las Vegas Brian Niemietz March 5, 2024 at 6:34 p.m. Categories:National News, News The Venetian hotel in Las Vegas NV. (Shutterstock) A 61-year-old California man is threatening to sue after claiming a scorpion stung his testicles while he was sleeping at what Forbes calls “the most opulent hotel in Las Vegas.” Michael Farchi on Monday told Nevada station KLAS that he awoke in his Venetian hotel room around 8 a.m. on Dec. 26 to the feeling of “somebody stabbing me in my private area.” Farchi went to his room’s bathroom, where he said he spotted an orange scorpion in his underwear. Photos obtained by KLAS appear to show the desert-dwelling arachnid, at roughly an inch long, sitting on a pair of blue boxer briefs. Farchi said a hospital visit confirmed he’d been stung by a scorpion. “Everybody was in shock, nobody believed,” he said. “Even I couldn’t believe it.” https://www.nydailynews.com/2024/03/05/scorpion-stings-mans-testicles-venetian-hotel-las-vegas/amp/