Fwlt, Chap, Ma

stock_turder you little shit! If I had listened to you I would have seen CHAP and seen what a great short it was today sooner!

 

I know why CHAP is down....stock_turder must have sold his massive stake of 50 shares thus tanking the fucking thing. It's only down about 7%!

 

He just called his broker at EF Hutton and loaded up with another 10 shares.

 

Oh...that makes sense! Damn, $685 for those 10 shares must be like 2 weeks worth of work for him. Or he could have bought another 2 17" monitors and he'd really be able to show off to his pals when they came over to eat pizza and draw with crayons.

It Si Fact So
- Stock Turder

 

stock_turdler's broker:






(Just messing with you, stocktrdr )

 

Haha...I think that's where he gets his Chinese food and stock tips when Cramer isn't on tv.

 

I was going to say something, but it's just too easy! I'm sure he'll have more brilliant reasons why you buy the 1st day of a selloff, oops 2nd day, oh shit this is it, 3rd day. Just like a "permabear" sooner or later he'll be right. And I hope to be on the offer when he trys! Oops I wasn't going to say anything, oh well.

 

I'm already fully vested

MA down 8% is a gift..no news or anything triggered it.

If I had the funds I would buy some.

 

You may want to do a little research there, chief.

 

Only the news that that piece of shit is overvalued.