I JUST GAT BACK FROM WAKING IN A CRACK HOUSE 11 minutes ago After sunday nights news I drank heavily, and drank some more, i ran out of liquor and stumbled to the liquor store I screamed while downing a bottle of wild turkey in the alley I awoke just an hour or so ago in some crack house totally naked on a thin stained mattress on the floor, empty bottles thrown about, a crack pipe on the floor nearby, and a large half naked black guy passed out on a broken chair As i attempted to get up, and get my bearings as to what the hell happened I felt something running down my bare ass, I was shocked to see it was a mixture of some jelled substance, what appeared to be "man juice" and MY OWN BLOOD! I am now certain i was anally raped over and over by this passed out black guy and several other passed out druggies I stepped over getting the hell out of there! My ass is still tore up and the bleeding has subsided, My question is, do I have a legal grounds to sue bsc, cramer for ending up in this nightmare with possible infection of some STD? serious replies please
Another piece of advice for the guy contemplating suicide. When I loose $ in the markets, I usually eat a tremendous amount of cheese then I run around the block in my socks, for some reason this really helps
I haven't sent payment to my broker on Friday trade Reply: How does Cramer still have a job ?? Reply:
Another reply to the suicide guy: Switch your car inaurance to GEICO and save 15%! Hey, it's a start.
a yahoo bsc post I saw last night (not by me) MY WIFE JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE LOL I had to laugh but I am sympathetic.
I Just Cut Off My Own Penis! Just felt I had to do it after losing my life savings and my equity in my house... I simply had no choice... I laid my penis across the kitchen table and one huge whack with a small hatchett was all it took... Left my penis on the kitchen table thinking my wife can at least have something for breakfast since we ran out of groceries yesterday... Grabbed my laptop, slammed the front door and haven't looked back... As I sit here under the street lamp tapped into someone's wifi, I know I have to take a whiz but don't even know if I have to squat nowadays or if I can still stand up to drain what used to be the big guy... Going to apply for a job with the traveling circus tomorrow and bill myself as "The Dickless Blunder"...