Better than the toilet paper in the public toilet of my dad's office building when I was a kid. It was intentionally terrible to discourage the public from returning, think single ply greaseproof paper.
This does make me wonder what happens in some people's toilets.. 141 rolls a year per person?? https://www.statista.com/chart/15676/cmo-toilet-paper-consumption/ Even before we got the Japanese toilets I'd use a roll every 10 days if even that.
Even so, spreading the butt cheeks and keeping the muscle contractions to the minimum / just one final pinch helps.. I reckon some use it adaptively and others a dullard's standard amount of x meters every time. Probably conservatives, of course. They even shite wrong.
So, you can actually be funny. This was a good one. Perhaps went a bit far but would still play well in most standup comedy clubs.
But she has no issue staying with you privileged white person (presumably) free of charge. I think it's a funny gesture but does not rise to being considered a good joke. What it surely is not is going too far. If she has an issue with this as well perhaps you should move her arrogant ass to a YWCA.