You can't go wrong with the Trump Promissory Note brand toilet paper,, as suggested by Tony Stark. It's sure to be a crowd pleaser.
Yes I read through them, a lot are favourable too even if it's because they were the only Peper left during the pandemic as so expensive Amazon Customer 4.0 out of 5 starsVerified Purchase The only toilet paper left in the country Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2020 I bought three packages of this toilet paper back on March 13th just as the great toilet paper crisis of 2020 began. It was the only toilet paper anywhere. That’s the only reason I’d ever spend this amount of money on mediocre toilet paper. Cons: - rolls are fairly small - toilet papers in public bathroom stalls are softer - it’s unnecessarily expensive Pros: - the scent was a bit strange at first (why does toilet paper need a scent?) I was worried about it irritating me down there, but thankfully, so far so good. Regardless, I’m giving this 4 stars because during this Coronavirus pandemic, I’m grateful for this toilet paper ever being made. I’m even grateful that it’s incredibly expensive because at least people didn’t buy it out right away.
What I really want is Spanish vocabulary toilet paper. There's a Chinese company that makes English language TP. In truth however I just want to wipe my ass with the language as the irregular verbs are so many and I'm to old to learn it. While I prefer Latin Spanish to the ridiculous sounding Castillian Spanish I wish Portuguese was the dominant here, it's also very irregular but sounds better to me.