CHANCE (friendly) ...Excuse me, would you please tell em where I could find a garden to work in? LOLO What you growin', man? CHANCE There is much to be done during the winter, I must start the seeds for the spring, I must work the soil... ABBAZ Bullshit. Who sent you here, boy? Did that chickenshit asshole Raphael send you here, boy? CHANCE No. Thomas Franklin told me that I had to leave the Old Man's house, he's dead now, you know... ABBAZ Dead, my ass! Now get this, honkie - you go tell Raphael that I ain't takin' no jive from no Western Union messenger! You tell that asshole, if he got somethin' to tell me to get his ass down here himself! (edges closer to Chance) You got that boy? From the novel by Jerzy Kosinski "BEING THERE" Screenplay by Jerzy Kosinski and Robert C. Jones One of the all time funniest scenes in a movie. Sellers really did have great comedic timing.
"Don't you wish you were me? .......I know I do." "This room is tough....course I don't have to tell you that."