Fox News Reports Trump Could Be Handcuffed After Indictment Next Week

There has been a lot of stupid takes over the upcoming Trump indictment. This is Monday's winner.

 

She already picked him out of a lineup.

 

These might fit his wrists quite nicely:

 

In your dreams, Mr. Green:

 

Is there really an arrest coming or is trump jumping the gun here and creating a preemptive strike! sounds like one of trumps PR moves...

 

Especially when Trump keeps sending new last-minute witnesses for the Grand Jury to interview in order to delay the indictment. The latest one scheduled for Wednesday.

 

A blast from the past interlude: