%% I KNOW Jesus Christ , kok/king of kings is real; he has healed me more than once,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Do you believe in Aliens? So the Pope is having a conversation with Aliens from another planet Pope: "Do you know Jesus?" Alien: "Oh, Jesus. Great guy. He comes to our planet twice every year." Pope: "Every year?! It's about two millennia and we're still waiting for his second coming." Alien: "Maybe he didn't like your chocolate." Pope: "Chocolate?" Alien: "Every time he visits, we gather the best chocolate from each manufacturing plant and give them to him before he leaves. Why, what did you do the first time he came here?"
%% A Catholic priest accidently ran into a Jewish Rabbi. The rabbi said ''its a miracle no one got hurt '' Lets celebrate with this Mogan David wine'' The priest drank some + said'' here, your turn now '';; The rabbi said NO thanks , i am going to wait until after the policeman fills out his report''LOL