Found a way to move a market!

Discussion in 'Retail Brokers' started by NoMoreOptions, Jan 20, 2004.

  1. Damn! I knew it! I'm going back to Ameritrade!
     
    #21     Jan 25, 2004
  2. abogdan

    abogdan

    LMAO!:D :D
     
    #22     Jan 25, 2004
  3. Turok

    Turok

    >Fools try to prove that they are right. Wise men try
    >to find when they are wrong. -- D. Watts

    NoMoreOptions:
    >Sounds like the same one who says "Buy fear and sell
    >greedy", who thinks he or she knows all and tryies to
    >make a statement to summarize. But it is still just part of
    >the story. Fear or greedy may overwhelm shorters and
    >the buy/sell direction should be just reversed.

    >So you get the idea why your fool and wise men statement
    >is not accurate?


    Uhhh...No.

    JB
     
    #23     Jan 25, 2004
  4. Oh man,

    You almost killed me. Can't stop laughing!

    :D :D :D
     
    #24     Jan 25, 2004
  5. cdbern

    cdbern

    Could be, but think about it. How many times have you placed a trade and immediately the market goes the other way?

    Sooooo, you place an order short and I'll get ready to go long. Another option would be for you to just deposit a few thousand into my account and we can forget placing orders. :D
     
    #25     Jan 25, 2004

  6. Dude!

    1. If it is very often that immediately after you place a trade the market goes the other way, something is seriously wrong with your methology.

    2. If often when you place a trade the market goes the other way, AND YOU BLAME YOUR BROKER, you are definitely in big major trouble.

    Later
    50
     
    #26     Jan 25, 2004
  7. cdbern

    cdbern

    lol, I was being sarcastic.

    When I was first learning to trade, that is how it always happened, then I got everything straight.
     
    #27     Jan 25, 2004
  8. This is the most hilarious thread I have seen on this website in my short life here. Everyone keep posting... :cool:
     
    #28     Jan 25, 2004
  9. You guys are twisted...
     
    #29     Jan 25, 2004
  10. mgkrebs

    mgkrebs

    Purple Haze.
     
    #30     Jan 25, 2004