Never tried it myself of course, cant even imagine wanting to. But maybe you should get some lube and a boy friend with smaller equipment.
HAHAHAHA another big failure on your part, you make the comment that its only "4 days to be sodomised" meaning the market is going to get shit on all week. Then after the huge bounce off the bottom yesterday and another big up day today you tell us you really meant to go long. You are hilarious. Kind of like when you told us the market would be "greend by eod" and it was the worst sell off in over 2 years, then you proceeded to claim that the call was sarcastic,