Former celebrity, Tila Tequila, is God on earth!

Discussion in 'Religion and Spirituality' started by FireWalker, May 7, 2017.

  1. God has finally decided to inform us of her presence. God is a woman!

    Signed agreement and everything:

    (fast-forwarded 3 minutes to the document)
     
  2. EsKiller

    EsKiller

    uh, ok thank you for that ?
     
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  3. Apparently, there are some jurisdictional questions. My guess is it was signed in Hollywood (or California), which would make her legally God of that jurisdiction. However, I think it extends to the entire US (perhaps larger).
     
  4. Are you saying anyone prays by her/his bed would be able to talk to her? As well as meet with her in her/his room? That'd be very nice indeed!
     
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  6. Cuddles

    Cuddles

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    ok porno though
     
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  7. That might be one of God's points.
     
  8. 7:30

    I want WW3 to happen, so it will.

    I made Trump become president so I am responsible for that.

    North Korea has my blessings because they are not involved with the Zionist parasites. If they want to nuke the U.S. my area of the country will be safe.

    I am your mother now, so if you have been j*cking off to my porn, you need to stop right now because that is just sick, to be j*cking off to your mom.

    12:30 She is getting rid of taxes....woohoo!


    Do these people from Hollywood go bonkers and simple minded after they get to Hollywood or were they like this when they arrived?