Haha, I agree. Although their net excess capital requirements are probably so low that if they were fined $1 million, they would have to shut their doors.
Moi? No way. I'd even like to have accounts at BucketofDollarsFX and ChaChingFX, which are brokers other posters mentioned in this thread. That wish may be a lot of things, but cynical it ain't. Alas, it probably doesn't matter anyway, because I bet brokers like Bucket 'O Dollars and ChaChing have such high minimums to open accounts that they are out of my league. I'll have to stick with BigDough and Vladia Draganova, the currency strategist there who does video dealer chat.