I was explaining to my agnostic neighbor that one should "root" for Christianity just as they would for their hometown team. Here's the breakdown. 1. Christians are like Notre Dame. Super-tough schedule. Tons of tradition and Heisman winners, National Championships and high academic standards. America's team. 2. Islam is the University of Miami. In fact the Sunni's and Shia are like Miami, FSU and Florida rolled into one. All three are ranked each year, they've come out of nowhere the past 25 years and will put as many players in prison as in the NFL. 3. Jews=Brigham Young. Solid well disciplined team that wins against all odds. But do they really play anybody? Beating up on Hamas and Hezbollah is no more impressive than besting UNLV and Utah. 4. Hindus are strictly Big Ten. During the regular season they put up some numbers. At bowl time they're 1-4. Other religions are kicking serious ass while these guys are stopping in the street to let cows pass.